bigoutdoors
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 Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 3:56 pm Post subject: Why I'm Depressed |
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Why I'm Depressed
It's really getting tough out there....
Why I'm Depressed
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, when welfare was introduced, Franklin Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, terror wars, lost jobs, bankrupt Social Security, home foreclosures, obliterated retirement funds, etc . . . that I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English.
I was then connected to a call center in Pakistan, and I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...... |
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