TOP TEN REASON YOU KNOW YOU'RE A FISHERMAN ...
1) You refer to your wife as a "keeper".
2) "Bailout" means--grab that bucket and bail like crazy or
we're going down!
3) You're worried that your third child will put you over
the legal limit.
4) Freddie Mac & Fannie Mae are the old couple you always
see in the beat-up rowboat on the lake.
5) "Stimulus package" is adding a bead head to your nymph (and that's not Paris Hilton).
6) "Tarp fund" is getting enough money from the wife
to cover the boat.
7) You wonder what kind of bait you need to catch an Octomom.
8 ) You know that a bent rod isn't "erectile dysfunction" and that Kenai doesn't mean "good vision."
9) The headline says: DOW PLUNGES and you think they're referring to a game fish .
10) You don't care if your 401k sinks as long as your tackle box doesn't.
1) You refer to your wife as a "keeper".
2) "Bailout" means--grab that bucket and bail like crazy or
we're going down!
3) You're worried that your third child will put you over
the legal limit.
4) Freddie Mac & Fannie Mae are the old couple you always
see in the beat-up rowboat on the lake.
5) "Stimulus package" is adding a bead head to your nymph (and that's not Paris Hilton).
6) "Tarp fund" is getting enough money from the wife
to cover the boat.
7) You wonder what kind of bait you need to catch an Octomom.
8 ) You know that a bent rod isn't "erectile dysfunction" and that Kenai doesn't mean "good vision."
9) The headline says: DOW PLUNGES and you think they're referring to a game fish .
10) You don't care if your 401k sinks as long as your tackle box doesn't.
